I, Mama to 4underfeet, do solemnly swear to never try this recipe. Ever again.
I promise to go back to my old ways and proclaim homemade pie crusts completely overrated.
I sincerely and truly declare that I will move on from participating in the act of the finger-licking and double dipping of this pie filling. And, I do swear that I will leave this mouthwatering Strawberry Rhubarb pie, that's on my countertop, alone from now on.
I will, to the utmost of my power, refuse the temptation to ingest it. And, I accept that I've had an overabundance in the past 20 hours.
I swear that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to snacks of rutabagas and kumquats from now on. You have my word.
Should I break from my oath, you shall find me locked in the bathroom with crumbs on my face.