Friday, March 14, 2008

POMMADE

This is my second post ever. It is an ode to pommade based on a response in the past comment board. I used to be a gel guy! I loved everything about gel. It was cheap. It washed off my hands easily. I could buy it anywhere. On and on I could go.... Then one day my wife had pommade. I used it. I loved it. It made my hair shine. The hold lasted all day long. I went to work, played basketball, had sex, went to sleep, woke up, skipped a shower...and still the shine and hold were beautiful and one with my head. It was love. It was a secret love. But now I feel violated. I write the word pommade on my "Florida List" and my wife thinks her blogger crazies (ya, you) need to know that I have to bring pommade to Florida. I am embarrased and will no longer be using pommade. My effort is to rekindle my flame with gel and make sure to never include my bathroom products on a list that can be accessed by blogger maniacs. Thanks alot Tiff (and Angela).

8 comments:

Angela said...

All right, since I'm the guilty party, I'll respond first...

Could I possibly be laughing any harder right now? Actual tears. Thank you- I needed that this morning - especially considering that I walked alone with my 3 kids in a stroller for 2 miles and came back to find myself locked out (long story!)

Please don't be ashamed of the pommade. I can only post what I posted because of my own husbands love affair with the hair perfecting potion.

Anyway, you'll need it down here in FL- all that outdoor golfing... no breeze is going to mess up your perfect coif!!

Have a fun trip - and please be prepared to make it up (big time) to your much deserving wife when you get back!! :)

Anonymous said...

I know you are gone now Mitch, but LOL- especially the listing of what activities you engaged in all w/ the same pommade dose.

Kristi said...

This was too funny. Wow...thanks for the laugh!!! :-)

Hope that things go well, Tiffany, while your hubby is gone!!!

Amy said...

Thanks for the laugh (& all the extra details)...

Me sitting here at the computer cracking up while my husband casted me a sideways glance, does NOTHING for the fact that he thinks we really are ALL "blogger crazies"!

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh, Mitch, that was hilarious!

Anonymous said...

What about socks and underwear? I mean, aren't there a few things missing???? Toothbrush, maybe??? Anyone????
-Lori

Kim said...

lol...

Amanda said...

I've been a little out of loop for a few days, so you can imagine my surprise when I stopped by your blog and read THIS! THIS was hilarious and quite refreshing, really. It was fun to hear a guys "voice" on your blog. How daring of him...especially divulging such intimate secrets! About pommade, I mean. :) I don't think my husband would ever "blog" so good for you!