Friday, March 14, 2008

POMMADE

This is my second post ever. It is an ode to pommade based on a response in the past comment board. I used to be a gel guy! I loved everything about gel. It was cheap. It washed off my hands easily. I could buy it anywhere. On and on I could go.... Then one day my wife had pommade. I used it. I loved it. It made my hair shine. The hold lasted all day long. I went to work, played basketball, had sex, went to sleep, woke up, skipped a shower...and still the shine and hold were beautiful and one with my head. It was love. It was a secret love. But now I feel violated. I write the word pommade on my "Florida List" and my wife thinks her blogger crazies (ya, you) need to know that I have to bring pommade to Florida. I am embarrased and will no longer be using pommade. My effort is to rekindle my flame with gel and make sure to never include my bathroom products on a list that can be accessed by blogger maniacs. Thanks alot Tiff (and Angela).

8 comments:

Angela said...

All right, since I'm the guilty party, I'll respond first...

Could I possibly be laughing any harder right now? Actual tears. Thank you- I needed that this morning - especially considering that I walked alone with my 3 kids in a stroller for 2 miles and came back to find myself locked out (long story!)

Please don't be ashamed of the pommade. I can only post what I posted because of my own husbands love affair with the hair perfecting potion.

Anyway, you'll need it down here in FL- all that outdoor golfing... no breeze is going to mess up your perfect coif!!

Have a fun trip - and please be prepared to make it up (big time) to your much deserving wife when you get back!! :)

Melissa P. said...

I know you are gone now Mitch, but LOL- especially the listing of what activities you engaged in all w/ the same pommade dose.

Kristi said...

This was too funny. Wow...thanks for the laugh!!! :-)

Hope that things go well, Tiffany, while your hubby is gone!!!

Amy said...

Thanks for the laugh (& all the extra details)...

Me sitting here at the computer cracking up while my husband casted me a sideways glance, does NOTHING for the fact that he thinks we really are ALL "blogger crazies"!

Stephie G said...

Oh my gosh, Mitch, that was hilarious!

Anonymous said...

What about socks and underwear? I mean, aren't there a few things missing???? Toothbrush, maybe??? Anyone????
-Lori

Kim said...

lol...

Amanda said...

I've been a little out of loop for a few days, so you can imagine my surprise when I stopped by your blog and read THIS! THIS was hilarious and quite refreshing, really. It was fun to hear a guys "voice" on your blog. How daring of him...especially divulging such intimate secrets! About pommade, I mean. :) I don't think my husband would ever "blog" so good for you!